Let's kick off the Christmas Season with this!
Heathens, Pagans, Non-Believers, I ask you:
(turn up the volume then roll the cursor over His Face for the full effect)
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Heathens, Pagans, Non-Believers, I ask you:
(turn up the volume then roll the cursor over His Face for the full effect)
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Now that's just creepy.
Posted by: Chuck | December 10, 2005 at 10:06 PM
Um...Christian woman here, saying YIKES!!!! And I'm just howling that the "good Christian business" advertised at the bottom of the page was for "Biblical Astrology." WhaaaAAAA?
Bella (age 3, and yes, we're both up, more's the pity) wants to know, "What's wrong with that baby sayin' WHYYYYY?"
What, indeed?
Posted by: Belinda | December 10, 2005 at 11:33 PM
OMG, and I just went to their store and saw the MERCHANDISE. Tons of blonde-haired-blue-eyed-baby-Jesus-with-the-constipated-expression stuff, from t-shirts to coffee mugs. Whoa. Bella heard us saying "scary baby Jesus," and my husband and I fell all over each other in our rush to assure her that the actual infant Jesus would have looked nothing like that. Again, YIKES!
Posted by: Belinda | December 10, 2005 at 11:41 PM
Quick! Get that baby a glycerin suppository!
"Why?"
Because he's constipated...
Posted by: Elisson | December 11, 2005 at 04:45 AM
Oh. My. God. That's just...uh...I...um...I have no response to that!
Posted by: DebR | December 11, 2005 at 05:42 AM
The CafePress sells not only coffee cups and t-shirts, but also, a baby Jesus anti-fornication thong.
http://www.cafepress.com/babyjesushead.12089894
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
Posted by: pam | December 11, 2005 at 07:39 AM
Another Christian woman here and let me just say: Holy Crap!!!
That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. At least of the things I have seen which seem to be aimed at getting people to become Christians. Wow. Yikes.
Posted by: Lazy Mommy | December 11, 2005 at 07:52 AM
That's even weirder than the baby Jesus butt plug I saw somewhere else.
Though that could explain poor Baby Jesus's unhappy little face.
Posted by: Heathen | December 11, 2005 at 09:42 AM
An Episcopagan checking in to say ewww.
Posted by: kcb | December 11, 2005 at 09:45 AM
Very frightening. It would certainly not entice me.
Posted by: Margaret | December 11, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Grace, I think you just fell off my Christmas card list. That was awful!
Posted by: landismom | December 11, 2005 at 10:45 AM
"Why?" indeed.
Poor little Baby Jesus does look constipated, doesn't he?
But who could blame him?... given all that (excuse me) crap people put in his mouth!
Sad. 'Near as I can tell Baby Jesus came to bring humans a way to a new life...and humans have always ignored the message and fought over the messenger. Love your enemy.
Cha Cha, Grasshoppa.
Posted by: SwamiPaul | December 11, 2005 at 11:50 AM
Whoabuddy!...I just went to the Baby Jesus store!
I might get some buttons and stickers...but definitely not a coffee mug. No, it's not the way I want to start *my* day, thankyaverimuch. I have thought of a few folks I might send "Baby Jesus Chastisement Cards" to, however...Grasshoppa.
This is kinda cool...at the same store...
http://www.cafepress.com/shop/geeks
Onward, through the fog!
Posted by: SwamiPaul | December 11, 2005 at 05:11 PM
As a consumer, it is cheaper being Godless these days.
Posted by: PSoTD | December 12, 2005 at 01:54 PM
GRACE! That's not fun! That's not festive! It makes me want to shut down and eat Christmas cookies! I need to catch up over here so I'll be here a while...but hello! Cheers!
Posted by: vicki | December 12, 2005 at 05:37 PM
All those folks who THINK they speak for God make me ill. That is all.
Posted by: wordgirl | December 14, 2005 at 06:53 AM
Freaky Jesus...freaky baby jesus. I thought that guy grew up to be, oh, somewhere in his early 30s.
Posted by: Lin | December 14, 2005 at 12:07 PM
Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? WAAAAAAH Come back an' bring me my binky! WAAAAAAH
(That's how a real "baby" would say it.)
The last time I visited that particular site, there was this banner at the bottom. I ask you!
http://beancounters.blogs.com/daydreams/2004/12/whats_in_a_name.html
Posted by: pam | December 15, 2005 at 07:43 PM